15 Names I Call My Dog

His name is Rascal, which he's had since before we got him, but by some stroke of genius, I have started calling him everything but Rascal. These are the 15 I call him most.

1. Asshole-And he answers.
2. Booga/Booger
3. Mr. Puppy Pants
4. Booger Butt
5. Schmoofie
6. Scruffy
7. Happy Pants
8. Woofie
9. Glitter britches
10. Butthead
11. Buttface
12.Sugarface
13. Muffin
14. Stoopid
15. Mr. Rascal Butt

15 Items That I Need To Have a Child so I Can Make Them Fancy

I always see things and say "This is just another reason I need to have kids..." This list won't be completed all at once because I can only remember 2 of the things right now.

1. Harry Potter Snitch Bib

2. Warblers Onsie

15 Things I'm Allergic To

Yeh, yeh, doesn't seem like it would be much, but you'd be shocked at some of the things I really am allergic to.

1. Grass. If I have skin contact with grass, I break out extremely bad, and it sucks!

2. Red Jell-o. Just the red kind. No other colors. It breaks my mouth out in hives.

3. Sunkist. It makes me so sick it's not funny.

4. Cinnamon flavored stuff. Anything that is the "hot" cinnamon breaks my mouth out in hives.

5. Codeine. Makes me violently sick and gives me hives.

6. Herbal Essence Hello Hydration shampoo and conditioner. It makes my head itch and breaks my back out.

7. Milk. Not all dairy products, just milk and ice cream.

8. Cologne/Perfume. My eyes get all red and watery and itchy and it get sneezy.

9. Soap. The only kind I can really use is Dove or Lever 2000.

10. Laundry soap. Every kind but Arm & Hammer and Sun.

11. Most flowers. That one is a given, I have the seasonal pollen allergies like a lot of people.

12. Antibiotics. I'm pretty sure there are only like 2 I can take.

13. Thermal material. Some kinds of the material that's used to make thermal clothing breaks me out. As odd as that sounds. I had a thermal shirt that I loved, it was originally blue, but somehow got bleached and it was this nifty splotchy purple color and every time I wore it, my back would break out.

14. Heat. I doubt it's really an allergy but I break out when it's hot.

15. I'm pretty sure I have a slight cat allergy, because I sneeze a lot when I'm around them, but I like them too much to really care.

My Top 15 Favorite Car Singing Songs

I'm what my sister lovingly refers to as a "Car-Tard", meaning we sing and dance, loudly and obnoxiously in the car to whatever song is on, sometimes, if we don't know the song, we'll make up our own lyrics.

This blog is dedicated to the songs that I just love to belt out. I'll even bless you with YouTube links :)

1. Party in the USA-Miley Cyrus- Judge me, dare ya'. But put this song on in the car while going 55, and see if you can't dance and sing to it!

2. Touch-A, Touch-A, Touch-a, Touch Me-Glee- It HAS to be the Glee version to make this more fun. There have even been times when belting this song, my fiance and me have had people bust out laughing because of it.

3. Billionaire-Glee- Again, it HAS to be the Glee version to make this work! Rapping Artie's parts are my favorite.

4. Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)-Katy Perry- Just do it. You'll have a blast.

5. Trailer For Rent-Pistol Annies- Make sure while you're singing, you give it that extra twang.

6. Takin' Pills-Pistol Annies- They're so much fun to jam to. This song is fully customizable too, insert whatever state you want into one of the lines, tada! all yours! My line is "Raised up right in the hills of Kentucky, she ain't gonna smile till she lights up her Lucky, no filter on her mouth or her cigarette, baby what you're looking at is what you get." I easily change it to "Raised up right in the hills NEAR Kentucky" because I was raised in West Virginia and it's near Kentucky :)

7. Butterscotch-Ke$ha- Again, judge me, I don't care. This song is FUN. So is the next Ke$ha song I'm posting. Maybe more than one.

8. Cannibal-Ke$ha- 1. The song cracks me up. 2. The bass line is awesome when it's bumping. 3. I know every single word, forward and back.

9. Beer on the Table-Josh Thompson-It's just fun!!

The last 5 songs need no explanation, except, it HAS TO BE GLEE!

10. Faithfully-(Journey)-Glee

11. Don't Stop Believin' (Journey)-Glee (Okay, the Journey original works here too)

12. Any Way You Want It/Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'-(Journey mashup)-Glee

13. Don't Rain on My Parade-Glee

14. Like a Virgin-Glee

15. *drumroll*

Born This Way-Glee

15 Reasons to Own a Dog

1. They're cute. Duh.

2. The make the most excellent listeners. They rarely talk back and they don't care if you cuss or cry.

3. Clothes. Don't judge me. Dog clothes are insanely cute and dogs in clothes are cuter.

4. They will always be your best friend. No matter what you do, short of beating them to death or pawning them off on someone else, they will always be faithful.

5. They're dumber than soup. So many dogs are just down right stupid, and it's hilarious.

6. Going along with #5, they will make you laugh uncontrollably, on a particularly funny day, they may even make you laugh until you piss your pants.

7. Names! What is cuter than a dog named Sgt. Kill You With Cuteness?! NOTHING I tell you, NOTHING! Plus, you can call them just about anything and they'll answer you. There was a time when I was playing around and called my mom's dog Microwave (His name is Cherokee) and he came running to me like he knew it was his name. My dog is Rascal, he answers to Asshole (no joke, I have a video to prove it), Roscoe, Booga, among other names.

8. Cheaper and less nerve wracking than having a baby. Unless you have my dog. Then you need to set up baby sitters and everything.

9. Exercise. I promise you, if you have a dog that is full of energy, you won't ever have a chance to catch your breath and they will keep you active.

10. Guy/Chick magnets. There is nothing sexier than a man (in some of y'all's cases, woman) who is pet friendly. There's just something hot about someone who takes care of an animal.

11. It's like having your own kid. Seriously, for those who haven't been blessed with having a child, a dog is like an extension of that. You care for them, feed them, bathe them, love them, the works.

12. Car rides! Oh, yes, they will add an extra 1,000% of awesomeness to your vehicle and you don't have to trick the car out.

13. Home Security! No one is getting into your home without you knowing. They are going to make as much noise as possible to let you know there is someone there who doesn't belong.

14. Better than an imaginary friend for your child. C'mon, you can see it, you know it exists and it won't make you think that your child has too many issues.

And finally 15. *drum roll please*

My 15 Favorite Apps for Android

I've been obsessed with the Android Market since I got my first smartphone. I am often downloading new apps and deleting old ones to make room for the new ones. So, here are my top 15 favorites!

1. Lucky Bingo-I have recently become obsessed with bingo, and this app is like crack to me! I'm constantly playing.

2. Sparkle Drop-It's like one of those old games where you drop the quarter in the slot and hope like hell more quarters than you put in fall out! But it has a twist! You earn jewels, gold and platinum to make nifty looking jewelry!

3. Words with Friends-Of course, this is a top app on a lot of people's lists, it's awesome. I spend hours on there swapping tiles with friends.

4. Words Cheat-Shhh! Don't tell my friends, but I sometimes use this app to cheat in Words with Friends when I'm low on tiles and stuck for inspiration and just feel dumb.

5. Twitter-I absolutely love the Twitter app, it's made tweeting so much easier for me :)

6. 1Tap Cleaner-This app is a life saver, it helps me keep all my memory clear of things that I really don't need.

7. Mp3 Music Download-Let's just say, it's like having Limewire (RIP) on your phone.

8. Angry Birds-'Nuff said.

9. Angry Birds Seasons-Don't think I'm just taking up space, all of the Angry Birds deserve a spot on this list, and by George, I think I'll do it!

10. Angry Birds Rio-:)

11. NOOK for Android by Barnes and Noble. This app is amazing. I love reading. I'm obsessed with reading! I read everything. Literally. I have often found myself reading shampoo bottles and ingredients in foods.

12. Watt Pad-Again, another reading app. I am obsessed I tell ya'.

13. Cut and Slice-It's cute, just try to slice up the cardboard into even sections based on a number of cuts and pieces allotted to you.

14. Sketch It!-Fun, Pictionary-like app. Draw and guess others drawings. I love these kinds of games (there is also one on the net isketch.net)

15. Last but not least, Facebook. I can't live without it.

Introduction!!!!!!!!

I got this idea from http://list17.blogspot.com/, so I can't be given full credit, but I absolutely loved the idea, that I had to rip it off and do my own thing. I'm going to be writing lists of 15 things, random subjects of course.

I found List 17 while on a search for things on how to settle my stomach. The one idea I wanted to try was the baking soda, and alas, mine has disappeared! Boo!

So, off I go to find things to list!